The Robot Press

This clip is one and the same as the one shown on The Daily Show several weeks ago. Simply epic.

http://www.devilducky.com/media/38544/

Obviously, since The Robot Press hasn't been here since the dawn of time, it is imperative that we go through some old news, since you are so in need of historical guidance. Here we Go.

40,000 BC (approx.) - God accidently spills a bottle filled with Mankind, unleashing a terrible evil on the world.

30,000 BC - Aliens attack, nearly wiping out the human race.

30,000BC-0AD - Lots of inconsequential stuff happens.

0AD - Jesus comes and does some funky crap. Go Jesus.

Late-Nineties - Early 21st Century - Happy Cat, Conan-Gator, Cowbell, Lightning Bolt!, and other phenomena ravage the intartron.

2005 - I beat the Internet. The end guy is hard.

Welcome to the Robot Press. If this is your first visit, which it most likely is, then it would be desirable for you to know that this website is a news site with info pertaining mostly to nerds, and since you are here, you are likely either a nerd, close associate(idiot) of mine, or a gangly, disenfranchised youth with nowhere else to turn. - Also Robots. If any of these descriptors pertains to you, then you are no doubt in the right place.

And we're not just a news site - we will also be having humorous things and such. Like Pictures LOLBBQ. Now go away until I post something else. You will know when this is because I have the force.